One thing is for sure and certain: strange things are afoot at the Circle K. This gas station/ convenience store has always been an interesting place to visit, but these days it’s downright bizarre!
We’ve seen people wearing masks in the middle of summer. We’ve seen people wearing bunny ears on their head while they’re waiting in line. And we’ve heard stories about some shoddy customer service from employees who seem more interested in telling jokes than pouring gasoline or stocking shelves. What is happening? Is there something going on that only those inside know about? Has this once-beloved institution become possessed by evil spirits? Or has our love affair with all things weird just grown stale over time? strange things are afoot at the Circle K. This gas station/ convenience store has always been an interesting place to visit, but these days it’s downright bizarre! We’ve seen people wearing masks in the middle of summer. We’ve seen people wearing bunny ears on their head while they’re waiting in line. And we’ve heard stories about some shoddy customer service from employees who seem more interested in telling jokes than pouring gasoline or stocking shelves. What is happening? Is there something going on that only those inside know about? Has this once-beloved institution become possessed by evil spirits? Or has our love affair with all things weird just grown stale over time?
The grocery selection: It seems like every store now carries a wide variety of goods.
Not just the typical snacks and beverages, but also strange things like beef jerky or pancake mix. On top of that, we’ve seen some people carrying whole bags full of groceries from other stores into our Circle K! What are they doing? Why is it so hard to find simple cereal these days?!
The bathrooms:
You’re free to roam all over your local convenience store before you buy a thing — aside from maybe a pack of gum in the check out line (if it’s on sale). But once you do find what you need and head back towards the door, something catches your eye. A sign for “Restrooms For Females.” Is this really happening? Shouldn’t there be restrooms for males as well?
The pizza: Circle K is known for their hot pizzas and piping fresh baked goods.
But, the newest addition to our menu has us stumped. What’s this “great” thing happening at Circle K – a croissant stuffed with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese? It sounds like something that would happen in France or Italy not here in America!
The whole milk: Yes, it’s true. For the first time in our lifetime we’re now selling “real” or “whole” milk!
- We know that this might be confusing at best and downright crazy at worst but Circle K is all about giving you choices and letting you decide what works for your family.
- Bullet Point one: strange things are afoot at the circle k
- Bullet Point two: he bathrooms
- Bullet Point three: The pizza
Bullet point four: the new addition to our menu has us stumped- croissant stuffed with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese? It sounds like something that would happen in France or Italy not here in America!
Infinite Shapes and Flavors: Our new addition to our menu is the “Infinite” flavor. It’s a little known fact that most customers order their favorite drink five or six times each day, so we’ve developed this line of beverages with interesting flavors such as Orange Creamsicle, Lavender Lemonade & Raspberry Pomegranate for people who want variety in their drinks without having to make more than one stop per day at Circle K!
Bullet Point Five: strange things are happening around here…
Can’t get enough? Just click any link from within the post, or you can visit any page on our website by clicking [email protected] The bathrooms: Yes, it’s true. For some strange reason, the bathrooms at Circle K are always occupied. And when they’re not, we don’t want to go in for fear of what might be lurking inside!
Bullet Point Six: The parking lot:
For some strange reason, there’s never any place to park around here. If you’re lucky enough to find a spot (maybe someone just pulled out?), it’ll cost you $0.25 every fifteen minutes – and if that wasn’t bad enough, sometimes people will come back from shopping only to find their car towed away because they were parked illegally! Let’s face it; things happen- but most other businesses make sure this doesn’t happen by showing all available spots…
The eternal line outside:
There’s always a line outside the store- no matter what time of day! And it never moves, which is strange. I’ve seen people come in and out for hours without ever reaching the cashier.
- The shelves on egg aisle:
- Once you get to the eggs section, there are hardly any left! It’s like someone gobbles them up at night or something…
- Atmosphere:
It feels really weird inside here; kind of claustrophobic. The lights seem too bright and everything seems so cramped together. There also doesn’t seem to be much air circulation – it smells and tastes danker than most other gas stations I know.”
